After more than six years on this site, the misspelled username has finally gotten to me. So, in the last week of my ill-used premium membership, I've decided to change it. Don't hold me at fault; I've already made my admission of sin.
Do not, as some ungracious pastors do,
show me the steep and thorny way to heaven,
whiles, like a puff'd and reckless libertine,
himself the primrose path of dalliance treads
and recks not his own rede.